Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Censorship and Stupidity

While the old joke may have it that the most dangerous thing on earth is a gorilla with a machine gun, any prisoner can tell you that is wrong.  The most dangerous thing is a dim-witted screw armed with a prison rule.

In this instance it relates to porn, which we are not allowed.  And on that basis a screw confiscated a DVD of Superbowl Thirty.  Why? Because the title said "Superbowl XXX", and with that many X's on the cover then it must have been porn...

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  1. Why do I get the impression that screws are people who were desperate for a job with a smart uniform, where they hold absolute power over people, and who know they can get away with just about anything...

    ...but who weren't bright enough to become car-park attendants, so had to become screws instead?

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  2. Talk about gorillas with machine guns, here is some funny footage of an ape with an AK47

    http://youtu.be/fKATUZvL9ZA

    But what silly prison rules there are! and, what a daft screw

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  3. The screw probably got confused when he saw the three X's - and couldn't recall ever giving his signature in triplicate!

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  4. this jus thow jobsworth some people can be and the type of power hungry persons wanting to be a screw

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