The O’Brien
Show
On April 2nd
– today or yesterday, depending on my efficiency! – I appear on the new ITV O’Brien
Show. And I found the experience quite disturbing. Its made me angry enough to surmount my writers block, so silver linings
and all that.
The call
came in late last week. Would I care to pop along to Manchester to take part in
a debate on the new O’Brien Show. Hmm. Daytime ITV can be a bit of a bearpit,
but I googled James O’Brien and discovered that whilst he is a minor
controversialist, he has stood in on Newsnight as a presenter. Clearly not of
the Jeremy Kyle persuasion, I thought…
Standard
practice, train tickets arrived and I dragged myself to the station for the 8am
train heading Oop North. Four and a half hours. I arrived slightly frazzled.
Unlike any other media engagement, I was left standing in the rain in
Manchester for an hour awaiting a car to hoof me to the studio. Such is the
life of the part time media tart.
Arriving at
the media centre I was faced by what seemed to be a mix between an airport
lounge and a mental health outpatients clinic. I was searched and metal
detected. A first for any media engagement, but a loud clue that I missed. What
sort of show needs its guests and audience searched? One that is determined to
provoke conflict, perhaps…
Herded into
the studio, microphones attached – the process is like being ever so politely
indecently assaulted – then seated. Next to a woman who had lost three members
of her family to murder. And in front of another family of victims. The other
two ex cons were similarly placed. I had a sneaking feeling that all was not
going to go as smoothly as normal.
The headline
question we were dragged from all over the country was meant to be, does prison
work. What transpired was that each of us ex cons was berated by O’Brien for our
past crimes, with him egging on various victims to skewer us.
I talk about
my crime. I don’t shy from it. If id been invited along to talk about that,
then id still have turned up – and it would at least have been an honest
process. But to lure us in for our views and then use us to prod at victims who
have suffered appalling loss is pretty repugnant. But all standard for this
show. The ethics of using victims of crime to stir up heat for a tv show is, I suspect,
not a hot topic at production meetings.
The first ex
con was set upon. A young guy, ex drug dealer, he was seated next to a woman
who had lost a sibling to a drug overdose. The guy was piled into as if he was
responsible. Then he laid into Stinson Hunter, “the paedophile hunter”,
accusing him of being a vigilante and of responsibility for the suicide of an
alleged paedophile Stinson had provided the evidence against to the police, who
charged the guy.
Then onto me. O’Brien suggested “life should mean
life”, an interesting enough topic but not the one that we were invited to
address. O’Brien suggested murderers were inherently dangerous….and so I couldn’t
resist asking why was he sitting next to me then?! Cheeky of me, I know, but I
was hacked off with the way the show was unfolding.
The final
straw with me was when O’Brien pompously suggested that I had laughed at my
crime. Nice try. Anyone remotely familiar with me will know I never view my
crime with anything less than deadly seriousness.
It was a despicable trick.
Having seen
that none of us were actually being asked to address the issue of prison,
having seen us being used as some sort of surrogate offender for the victims
surrounding us, I unhooked my mic and headed for the door with firm politeness.
It was a natural break in the recording, and O’Brien skipped across to
intercept me. And I told him my problem – that having being invited along to
talk about the utility of prison, all he was doing was slamming us for our
past. O’Brien guided me back to my seat, making placatory noises. Then left me
in the lurch as some random told me I should be executed. Right to respond? Don’t
be silly.
It wasn’t
just me that felt traduced. In the first part of the show you will see me
sitting next to a middle aged lady. By the end, she had morphed into a young
brunette. The cause of this transformation? The lady had walked out just after
me. A victim of crime, she felt this was all more heat than light and left,
with tv people trying to tell her she couldn’t. Why? Continuity! And so a new
person was snuck into her empty seat. The magic of television was revealed to
be a grubby con trick.
I had words
with the Producer afterwards, and he seemed surprised. With a bunch of ex cons
and an equal number of victims, there was a genuine opportunity to explore the
issue of punishment and prison. This was squandered, deliberately, burned on
the altar of what I call zoo tv. I’d
like to think they considered the victims they invited to emote and recall
their loss and pain – to no good purpose. But I know I'd be wrong to believe
that.
Never again.
Strictly news shows from here. Unless the jungle calls.