Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Proctology Calling

So a guy his his mobile phone in the usual place - his ass.

Having set off the metal detector he must now produce the goods in order to leave the Block. Which is the problem.

The phone has decided to migrate and explore the wilder parts of the guy's colon, and refuses to be expelled.

Is there an "app" for that?!?
Posted by prisonerben
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5 comments:

  1. DarbyOctober 18, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    'Is there an "app" for that?!?'

    'Angry Turds' maybe....?

    Sorry people.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 18, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    Ann - Very good Darby.

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  3. tallguyOctober 19, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    on the subject of the block.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15362896

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  4. AnonymousOctober 20, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    This is very dangerous and could kill him !

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  5. CirrocumulusOctober 24, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    "Last week an inmate who had his mobile in his anus was found out when the phone rang while he was being searched."
    - warder anecdote in Bangkok Post, quoted by Private Eye

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