Tuesday, November 22, 2011
More Abuse
A very unhappy con shouted through his block cell door, "You fat cow!" The female screw was outraged, having lost a significant amount of weight. "I'm not fat". The con, retreating from an unsustainable accusation, paused for a moment. "Well, you're not exactly skinny, are ya?!"
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prison life; prison humour
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Reminds me of this....
ReplyDeleteSCREW TO CONVICT:- "Swear again - and I'll nick you."
CON TO SCREW:- "Can I get nicked for THINKING guv?"
SCREW TO CON:- "No"
CON TO SCREW:- "Good! - Because I THINK you're a f**king knob.
That cheered me up Darby and very topical.
ReplyDeleteObliged Ann. Although the last line was cleaned-up somewhat, to avoid offending the squeamish!
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