Walking on Sunshine

A sunny day, a concrete path... to some, this is just an obvious invitation to jog.

Or walk quickly. The Gov had to decide on this point at a recent disciplinary hearing when a man was nicked for running.

Yer man insisted he was only walking very fast.  After some debate on the walking v. running definition, the charge was dismissed.

We now await the Notice to Prisoners laying out the official Olympic rules on when speed-walking degenerates into running.