Monday, November 1, 2010

Staff Training...

Staff undergo regular training sessions, in everything from self-defence to diversity issues. This usually means we are locked away for the duration. And they never seem to get any better at their job!

I was tempted to type up a fake notice about the latest training day. In the light of the staff cuts and their unemployment on the horizon, I was going to suggest that this training was to explore the various ways of them asking, "Do you want fries with that...?".

Wiser heads prevailed upon me...

6 comments:

  1. Yeah cos you'll be cooking the burghers next to em Ben, !

    Were are you going to work, mcdonalds or burgher king?

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  2. Presumably you don't work at Burger King, because having looked at the letters enough you may have learnt to spell it by now.

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  3. lol you moron, he's been in that long he won't even know what a MacDonalds is!

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  4. I do quite like the idea of cooking the burghers, although I imagine they'd complain...

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  5. At anonymous,

    "Yeah cos you'll be cooking the burghers next to em Ben, !

    Were are you going to work, mcdonalds or burgher king? "

    Sorry, the spelling issues indicate your intellect and your ability to participate in a debate of any sort. I'm amazed that you can breathe unaided.

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