Tuesday, November 22, 2011

More Abuse

A very unhappy con shouted through his block cell door, "You fat cow!" The female screw was outraged, having lost a significant amount of weight.  "I'm not fat".  The con, retreating from an unsustainable accusation, paused for a moment.  "Well, you're not exactly skinny, are ya?!"

4 comments:

  1. Reminds me of this....

    SCREW TO CONVICT:- "Swear again - and I'll nick you."

    CON TO SCREW:- "Can I get nicked for THINKING guv?"

    SCREW TO CON:- "No"

    CON TO SCREW:- "Good! - Because I THINK you're a f**king knob.

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  2. That cheered me up Darby and very topical.

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  3. Some idiot dickheads are just pricks. Once a prick always a prick, so it seems you may be proving that point Ben

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  4. Obliged Ann. Although the last line was cleaned-up somewhat, to avoid offending the squeamish!

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