The empty spirit of managerialist insincerity has occasionally afforded me the opportunity to share some of the moronic notices that plaster every prison wall.
I recently came across one that somehow says something profound about the nature of prison life:
"Don't shit in the showers"!
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Wasn't that a hit for Petula Clark?
ReplyDeleteLoL!
ReplyDeleteMy uncle told me that in his cell, someone had writen under the emergency alarm bell.
ReplyDelete"Fancy a screw? press this and a big c*nt will appear"
"Don't shit in the showers"! - The 'legal cistern' stinks enough.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least it is in plain English!
ReplyDeleteA '*slip* in the showers' was often used as a lame excuse for those unexplained bruises!
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