Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Best Notice Ever

The empty spirit of managerialist insincerity has occasionally afforded me the opportunity to share some of the moronic notices that plaster every prison wall.

I recently came across one that somehow says something profound about the nature of prison life:

"Don't shit in the showers"!

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  1. Wasn't that a hit for Petula Clark?

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  2. My uncle told me that in his cell, someone had writen under the emergency alarm bell.

    "Fancy a screw? press this and a big c*nt will appear"

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  3. "Don't shit in the showers"! - The 'legal cistern' stinks enough.

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  4. Well, at least it is in plain English!

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  5. A '*slip* in the showers' was often used as a lame excuse for those unexplained bruises!

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