Sunday, September 6, 2009

Many Moons Ago

"Having blagged a TV, video and stash of porn tapes I bang up for a long weekend of self abuse. Saturday morning, and mates are drifting in and out to catch a peek of Holland’s best filth. I'm still lying in bed. James pops in and, seeing a woman on the screen delivering ferocious head to some guy, says to me, "I can do a better job than that." Before my brain can process the implications of this, he continues his pitch. "If ever you get frustrated, give me a shout. I even take it up the a**e ". I mean, what DO you say to that before breakfast..?"

5 comments:

  1. Have you tried "please"?

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  2. I smuggled a DVD player in inside the bottom of a rucksack, porn DVDs were easy after that.

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  3. Tell him you don't all have to conform to stereotype.

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  4. Prison is hell, eh?

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