Friday, December 9, 2011

The Mysterious Mind of Management

A governor told me that he was looking to create a new orderly position, duties to include keeping the myriad notice boards up to date.

Negotiations were going well until he suggested the job title - "information orderly".

Was he trying to get me killed?!

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  1. But information can work both ways, can't it?!

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  2. Of course, you would be right (out here, on this side of the fence) Anonymous. But the last title you would want to be labelled with in jail - is any kind of informer!

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  3. The Artist taxi driver is from Peckham and doesn't want to be known as a squealer, an informer, but he thought this particular criminal had gone too far, so The Artist Taxi Driver reports him to crimewatch. Watch this link, its well funny http://youtu.be/bsU6dFYCOF8

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