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Ben
Lecturing
About Me
- prisonerben
- United Kingdom
- Previously known as "one of Britain's best known prisoners...he constantly questions authority and exposes the futility of the system" The Times, Ben was finally released from prison after 32 years in August 2012. Pleading guilty to the murder of a friend when he was 14 years old, he renounced violence and fought for the recognition of the inherent dignity of all human beings. As a result of speaking truth to power, he served far longer than the recommended 10 years, leading Education Secretary Michael Gove to argue that he had "been punished excessively for a crime committed as a child". One of the more intellectual of prisoner-campaigners, Ben chose to educate himself from schoolboy level to having both undergraduate and post graduate degrees. He is currently one of very few prisoners in Britain ever to attempt a Doctorate. Ben's speciality is non-violent action and the Human Needs Theory. Now on Life Licence, He is forging a career as a CJ policy consultant, writer and - as ever - campaigner.
I've had the same problem. And don't forget the bendy spoon...
ReplyDeleteDid it have a file in it?
ReplyDeleteIt came from a Geordie Cow? They're tough. X-D
ReplyDeletePacked tight with meat, vitamins, proteins, enzymes, trace elements, essential oils, choice additives. Best they get. Lucky you, Ben. Soften it by sucking it. Expose it to the elements. Jump on it. These things can survive nuclear warfare easily. Astronauts eat them. And mountaineers. And the SAS. Who dines, wins.
ReplyDeleteIt was probably from MacDonalds :)
ReplyDeleteThe worst burger I ever had had the opposite problem, the patty was edible but the bun was so tough my jaw ached trying to chew it. I threw the bun in a bin and ate the patty.
ReplyDeleteCharlie, Ben should be so lucky! He's always moaning that he's never had the chance of a Big Mac!
ReplyDeleteReal eat prison sassages are great (Veggie) they do good food at HMP Cookham Wood.
ReplyDeleteSorry Ben! I said the burger was probably a MacDonalds because they are disgusting, not that you are getting great food in there :)
ReplyDeleteBig hi to the ladies at cookham wood! :) hope other prisoners leave comments here!!
ReplyDeleteI am ex-cookham wood, (femail) it is now a YO for young degenerates and reprobate men. All i can say is i glad i went as an adult, and not a YO. I am still in touch with some of the girls, and much of the time we had a laugh, all good fun! you would not belive what all those naughty girls got up too, and i am not talking about sex.
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